This memo is to remind everyone that pinching is considered a form of assault on this ship, and the apparent lack of green in a wardrobe does not give anyone the right to assault anyone else.
Return Agent Wilson’s uniform or I will personally find you and hand you over to him. After announcing your name. Loudly. In the cafeteria. At lunchtime.
On that note; a reminder to Agent Wilson that he must remain clothed when outside his quarters. At least put a sock on it.